Notes from an Accidental Scholar

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Taking Note of Deadlines

Published on April 20, 2011

Image from Tooth­paste for Dinner

I’ve been avoid­ing my dis­ser­ta­tion advisor.

We were sup­posed to meet a month ago, and then she resched­uled. Then I caught the flu. Then I fell behind on grad­ing for the class I’m TAing. And then I never fol­lowed up to re-schedule. Of course, in my mind I thought: she resched­uled first so I’m off the hook for resched­ul­ing, for­ever! Writ­ing a dis­ser­ta­tion as a human being makes for crazy thought-having times, let me tell you. Any­way, it’s been two months since our last meet­ing, and I haven’t pro­duced what I think I should have pro­duced in the time since we last met.

Here are my stats: Total time worked: 6 months Total writ­ten: 39,700 words Func­tional prose: 5,100 words

Yep, you’re read­ing that right. I’ve writ­ten almost 40,000 words, most of which is notes, quotes, jour­nal asides, rep­e­ti­tion, and poten­tially use­ful mis­cel­lany. At this rate, if I want to reach my goal of 250 pages (roughly, 75,000 words) I’ll be fin­ished with my dis­ser­ta­tion in 2018.

I under­stand that this will get eas­ier and go faster, and the aver­age dis­ser­ta­tion is writ­ten in 9 months once the writ­ing gets going, but I just can’t see it.

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4 Comments

    1. Holy Fuck­ing Shit. If that’s your rate, then mine is, oh, 2038, maybe? I will be a grandma.

    I avoid my advi­sor all the time. And every time I bear down and force myself to meet her, I SWEAR I’ll never do that again.

    And then I do.

    So I know how it feels, though I know not how to solve it.

  1. aly says:

    love the comic! i’m about to start a human­i­ties phd this sep­tem­ber, so the D-word is pretty dis­tant for me. but i remem­ber how hard it was for me to get to the seri­ously pro­duc­tive (writing-wise) por­tion of my under­grad the­sis, which is muffins com­pared to what you’re doing… so just wanted to leave some words of encour­age­ment. i really appre­ci­ate that you’re blog­ging about the process (found you via your FYD tum­blr). i’ll be back, and often : )

  2. […] mag­i­cal author­ity and I have a hard time return­ing to my typed notes. Hence, I have over 40,000 words and not a chap­ter to […]

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